A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.