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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
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How to be a Good Wife
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The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Man, the Lawn Mower
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The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...