Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.