Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...