Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...