Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...