Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!