In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...