Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...