Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...