They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...