The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...