Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...