Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...