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The first Jewish woman President is elected…
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Finding accountants
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Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
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Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
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New product cuts stress
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