Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...