Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...