Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...