Drummer problems
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...