Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...