Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...