Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...