Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...