Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...