How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...