Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!