A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!