Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!