Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...