Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.