The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
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My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...