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You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
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Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
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