What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...