Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....