Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...