A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...