Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
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Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Princess and the Frog
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Irish jokes in a pub
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An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Actual Court Sayings!
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...