Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...