Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Why study Economics?
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Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...