Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....