One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...