Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...