Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...