Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...