You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...