I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...