Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...