My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...