If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...