Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!