Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...